Friday, December 30, 2016

Happy 2017 Everyone!

Hi!

Just a quick note to wish everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year!

See you soon with a completely random humor post:)


Warmest regards,

Gale, Audra and Taylor

GO BUCKS!!!! BEAT CLEMSON!

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Gale's Gallery XXVII: Merry Christmas 2016 Everyone!

Greetings!

It's Christmas Eve night and preparations are pretty much wrapped up here (pun intended!) I'm hoping you are ready for the holiday week and taking time to enjoy it.  In my area, we have a special New Year's Eve event--the Fiesta Bowl.  Not only am I happy for the Buckeyes, but since I don't like to go out that night, entertainment is coming to me!  Fingers crossed that we get to celebrate more than a new year!

Didn't bake a thing (or even get to visit any holiday sites,) but did a tiny bit of holiday paper crafting...

I did a couple versions of Christmas cards...Sentiment by #SimonSaysStamp.  The ornament dies , Woodgrain stamp and twine are from #HeroArts on Neenah Desert Storm and White 110# card stock.


This ornament is easy to make if you have nesting star dies.  Couldn't find heavier weight double-sided holiday cardstock in my stash.  Perhaps will find really cheap after Christmas! But you just line up the stars and sew down the middle...

Really easy favor, treat or tiny gift boxes with the die from Hero Arts #mymonthlyhero kit.  The floral is just printed cardstock, the red and white is red cardstock with white heat embossing and the bottom one is vellum with white heat embossing.  Stamps also from same kit.  These would work for any season!

Oh, here is a Thanksgiving one that I wanted to share:
White embossed leaves from Judikins on Tim Holtz #timholtz watercolor paper with Gansai Tambi watercolors, leaf die by Neat and Tangled  #neatandtangled, Grateful stamp #Heroarts
"The stockings were hung (and filled) by the chimney with care...




Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"

Wishing you and yours a safe and Happy Holiday Season!

Gale

PS:  Feel free to use the search button on the upper right to find loads of previous holiday posts about all sorts of random things!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

"Godspeed, John Glenn"

Good Morning,

John Glenn passed away last week, with his final memorial service today.  He was an amazing person, but more than that by all accounts a very down to Earth, gracious and humble man.  This fellow, who had flown fighter jets in two wars, was a test pilot, first man to orbit the Earth, national hero, then later a four-term US Senator from Ohio took the time to hand write a 6th grader, me, to help with a school project.


I read many books about him and intend to watch "The Right Stuff" soon.  There is a new movie "Hidden Figures" just released about the space program at NASA during the early space race.  John specifically said if Katherine Johnson, a negro woman, didn't personally review all the mathematical equations for his first Earth orbit, he wouldn't go.  This was not a popular move within NASA at the time, but he didn't care.  He wanted to make it back and have the best person on the job.

He was married 73 years to his beloved Annie and was extremely patient and protective of her because she stutters.  Believe me, it takes a lot of patience not to finish their sentences for them, so I have great respect for that.  He was an active presence at both Muskingum College in his hometown of New Concord, Ohio and at the John Glenn School of Public Affairs at The Ohio State University. Port Columbus Intl. Airport here in Columbus, Ohio was recently renamed John Glenn Intl. Airport in his honor just a few months ago.

He lived 95 years mostly in the public eye and managed to avoid scandal, so that speaks volumes for his integrity.  (Especially since he was a close friend of Bobby Kennedy.)  Even though he was a Democrat, the pretty much Republican state of Ohio voted him into the US Senate with overwhelming margins four times.

Godspeed, John Glenn...

Until next time,
Gale

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Our "Bittersweet" Trip To The Candy Store

Hello!

Well, we are nearly halfway through December.  Where does the time go?  Winter decided to come to Ohio a bit earlier than expected and it isn't welcome!

However, it was a nice backdrop for my annual pilgrimage to Marie's Candies in West Liberty, OH. This time I was joined by my daughter Audra, but we both felt saddened that our beloved Barbie (Alexander) wasn't along, but she was in spirit.  You see, Barb hardly ever left her home the last few years (especially when it was cold, which was anything under 75 degrees.)  But she always asked for me to take her to Marie's to pick up a few gifts and go to lunch every Halloween and Christmas.  It made a long day for her, but she insisted.

The ride to Marie's is through the country and usually pretty, but this time is was gray and blah. Audra and I went to the Liberty Cafe as usual.  It's a small town diner with "country cooking."  We both brought home leftovers from the roast beef "Thursday Special" with dressing, mashed potatoes/gravy over everything, escalloped corn and rolls.  No calories there....

Unfortunately, we heard the news of the passing of John Glenn while we were there.  He was always a hero of mine.  He lived in nearby New Concord, OH (I'm from Zanesville.)  In 5th grade or so, we were asked to write a letter to an inspiring American and I wrote to him.  He responded with a handwritten letter that I still have and will share when I can get it out of an out of town safe box.

There were some older townsmen visiting at a table nearby that cracked us up.  One was wearing shorts!  A 70-something widower said he wondered if it was too late for him to remarry.  Another guy said "I'm sure there's some deaf and blind woman around that would take you!"  One of them joked "A man who is wrong and keeps quiet is wise.  A man who is right and keeps quiet is married..."

Then up the street to Marie's-

The front window of Marie's is always lovely.
So after choosing gift boxes, I always get a 1/4 pound of dark chocolate peppermint chews if they have them.  They run out constantly (well the 2 or 3 times a year I am there.)  This time they had at least the milk chocolate ones!  I always plan on "rationing" them for a few days, but the bag is empty by the time we pull into the driveway!  If I bought more, I'd just eat more, so I don't.

Over the years I ordered Barb boxes of chocolate from all over the country.  Plus, I would stress over finding other gifts that she would want, need or even use...  Every Christmas Eve I'd put out the pile on the coffee table and she would say "I hope there is a box of chocolate in there somewhere!"  She said she hated winding up getting me Godiva every year because it almost always was old.  I didn't mind though.  For some reason I have never been a fan of the locally made Anthony Thomas and she knew that.

Anyway, I will return soon with some new cards and stories as time permits.

Here's to a wonderful Christmas season to you and yours!

Gale

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Dog Show Enthusiasts---A Dying Breed???

Hi!

Today I visited the Sunday show of a 3 or 4 day cluster.  I hadn't been to one in a few years, so I was immediately struck by how things have changed.  The show was at the same location (and same time of year) where I was show chairman 25 years-ish ago.  Back then, you could hardly move through the huge building and we had so many vendors we had to turn some away.  My show's entry was near 3300 dogs.  This one had around 1900.  That isn't even factoring that there are dozens more AKC breeds recognized now!

Folks, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out this ain't good.  At 55, it's safe to say I'm an elder statesman as I started showing at age 18.  I was way the youngest in the local kennel club where I have sadly watched so many of my older friends, judges, fellow exhibitors pass away with few coming up in the ranks to fill the void.  It was basically the same crew 25 years older, including me helping out at the gate a little while reminiscing about this with a fellow member.

I get it.  Dog shows and everything that goes with it is expensive.  The breeding, entries, travel, gear, vet bills, yada yada has taken the sport into one mostly for the wealthy.  We originally blamed the slowdown on fuel prices (lots of motor homes, etc.,) but that can't be it now.  The sport has always cost a lot of money with the rich prevailing a lot of the time, but even adjusting for inflation it seems to have gone up astronomically.   For Pete's sake, I complimented a friend on her trolley (a crate on wheels with a grooming top) and she said it was $425!  I need to start saving now....

Did it ever occur to any of the powers that be that they may be pricing this sport right out of existence?  I can't say for sure, but horses are waaaayyy more expensive to own and show and if our All-American Quarter Horse Congress brings the local economy six million dollars in three weeks, I suspect they don't have the same issues.  Yes, we all joked about being "horse poor" (and we were) but... Maybe it's because horse shows often have cash prizes?  Our horses had to pay their way to shows or we couldn't have afforded it as long as we did. I know there are folks that sacrifice a lot of other things to be able to show dogs (I was one of them too.) But if you had a good dog you could fight your way through the political maze and eke out a win or two.

My dear friend Barb and I did the math and yes, it was generally cheaper (though not as fun) to use a handler because you shared costs with their other clients, they travelled to further shows and often had a better chance of finishing your dog quicker than if you did it yourself.  You also didn't have to take off work or find someone to care for the rest of your dogs.  After seeing some of the rigs the handlers are driving, I am not so sure it is cheaper anymore though.  More power to them, packing a bunch of dogs on the road can be a hard life and they should have the comforts of the home they never get to live in....

I know it is hard to get a decent price for our pet puppies who "support" our hobby (well, nobody I knew really has gone in the black too much this way...) because backyarders and puppy millers can sell cheap since they have nothing invested in them.  But it has been that way since the beginning of time....so probably isn't the cause.

I don't have the answers to this, but somebody had better be thinking on it.  In church they used to say "a church that isn't growing is dying."  Well, the sport of dogs certainly isn't growing and if something isn't done and soon, it may not survive (at least in the form we know.)

Just my two cents ----

Gale

Sunday, November 13, 2016

I Didn't Have A Thing, So I Caved And Got Sling (TV)

Hi,

What an exciting Fall we are having---even if things didn't go the way you wanted for the World Series, election, etc.  I can't make it to all the Ohio State football games (not for the football...for the Band!)  After cutting the cord, we'd been living on a steady diet of broadcast news and Netflix, so were missing the "strays" that were on cable/satellite.

I'm a bit technologically behind the curve.  The first OSU game I wanted to watch was on Fox and I discovered I was no longer getting that on my antenna.  I was pretty sure I used to get that, but figured it got bought up by cable or blackout or whatever,  so unhappily listened on the radio.  Then came the World Series--all on Fox.  I wanted to support my Ohio team (even though I quit watching baseball when the Big Red Machine died out.)

I decided to hop on my computer and sign up for SlingTV as it was advertising "Watch the World Series here!"  I was going to do the free 7-day trial, but saw the offer for a free Roku if you sign up for 3 months.  Well, I was going to have to buy something to hook it up to my main TV and was afraid I couldn't do the free thing, then the Roku offer.  So, I decided to go for it.

Well, level one Sling for $20/mo (no contract) didn't have Fox (but did have ESPN which is important later.)  The next level for $25/mo had Fox, so I picked that.  I jump through a million programing hoops within 45 minutes before the last game of the World Series.  I get it running and guess what?  No Fox in my area.  I call up Sling and am told that it's not in my market.  I try to cancel, but they said I would have to wait a few days...

So, no ballgame for me.

The next week I was talking with my friend Donna who said they watched the game on their antenna. Now I was confused and annoyed.  I go to my TV with the better antenna and move it maybe an inch. I reset/re-hunted channels and guess what?  There was Fox and a dozen or so other channels!  Shoot me!  Still can't get in my living room (those flat antennas don't work as well as "rabbit ears.")

Well, unbeknownst to me yet, the second (blue) level of SlingTV doesn't include channels on the lower tier.  Well, the OSU game yesterday was on ESPN and of course, I can't get that.  I would have to go to the highest tier at $40/mo.  Which isn't a big deal, I guess, but i only want maybe one thing a month on either Fox or ESPN! I can change back anytime I guess, but what a hassle.

The Roku is nice, but kind of duplicates what you can do on most smartTV's, DVD players--you know get Netflix, Amazon, YouTube etc.  But my "smart" things don't do SlingTV on their own. I have Chromecast on one TV and now, Roku on the other. You can't cast SlingTV from a computer, only a tablet or phone ( but the Roku has a remote!) ..so another device is involved in the mess.

Why can't life be simple again????  This is beginning to make the $108 DirecTv bill not look so bad---Just kidding!

I will do a better review of SlingTV and the Roku once I get it figured out  Could be a long wait!!!

Until next time!

Gale

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Second Annual "Ghouls Night Out!" A Smoky View From The Fire Pit!

Hi!

I can't believe we are into November already.  Of course the Christmas decorations have been in the stores for a month:(

Since I moved to a "high density" neighborhood (and really hadn't had trick or treaters since my teens), I decided to throw a little party for friends who live out where no trick or treater cares to go...  I get it, the candy per capita is too low and the walk between houses too high!

Anyway, it was a lovely night, though it got a bit colder than we anticipated.   I thought I had that covered with my fire pit in the driveway as we planned to sit around it in our witch's hats, but mostly it was a smoke pit until Donna got it going right.  If smoke really follows beauty, it had several choices as we all got hit at one time or another!

We had chili and cornbread, pumpkin muffins, peanut butter chocolate bars, cheese, crackers and of course, candy!  We just decorated a table in the garage, hung the "Jolly Roger" flag, ate and waited for the kids to start rolling in.  I still don't have a handle on how my phone camera handles daylight and dark, so some of the great pics didn't work out...but here goes:


This was better a few seconds before when he was staring straight ahead with huge eyes.  Still cute!

Not sure what to make of us!


A pair of mimes!  Darling hat on Reta in the background!

Original and easy!

Pooh Bear feeling more like Eeyore...

Dad getting in the spirit too!

Getting candy so he can have energy for all the upcoming holiday deliveries!


Looking for the elusive cookie!  The closest we had were granola bars.

Leftovers!!!!

All of us noticed that many of the kids didn't say thank you.  We get the little ones need prompted, but these were ones way old enough to have better manners!

A fun time was had by all!  

Until next time,

Gale

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Gale's Gallery XXVI: Cards and More Cards!

Hi!

I thought I'd share what I've made the last couple months...yes, I am slow...that and busy with everything that goes on around here in the Fall!

Let's just jump in:

A spinner card!


#lawnfawn  Booyah stamp set, distress ink blended background on Neenah Solar White cardstock.  Spider unknown but from Tuesday Morning store...





Yorkie stamp from #creativevisionstamps, but is labeled as Lhasa Apso.



#simonsaysstamp Birthday Wishes Die and diagonal stripe background stamp,  #Heroarts candle stamp/acetate, #darice sequins



Distress ink watercolor, #Hero Arts papers/vellum, red enamel dots and thanks stamp, multi-colored quilting thread.  For Being So Amazing stamp #Wplus9
#Kuretake Gansai Tambi watercolors, #myfavoritethings background stamp, #lawnfawn Scripty Hello die, Just Because stamp from #Hotoffthepress


#lawnfawn Booyah stamp set, blended distress ink background, Inktense watercolor pencil on accessories.


There will be lots more coming...would love to see your creations too!

Until next time,

Gale

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Looks Like We Are United In A State Of Ambivalence!

Hi!

Just my humble opinion....

My fellow Americans, I don't often get political, but following the VP debate the other night I just can't leave well enough alone.  I don't mean to offend any fervent supporters of the current candidates (if there are any.) Since I only can stand a few minutes of bickering, I turn debates off quickly.   Therefore,  I am not an expert on the issues, but just a regular citizen.   I remember the night of the presidential "not debate" (when Trump and Clinton weren't on stage together) the media polled folks who watched.  One fellow said what so many of us are thinking..."more than 330 million people live in this country and we wound up with these two?"

More Americans are undecided than in recent media memory.  All of the repetitive bashing of each other only makes us not want either.  Is there a box on the ballot for "none of the above?"  Hillary is pretty liberal for me (an Ohio Republican) but I can somehow at least picture her in the role.  I just can't visualize an orange, bleached blonde comb-over fellow with pretty much no verbal filter in the role.  I can't even put the two words president and Trump together.  It's like a bad reality show.  Not entertaining, but the consequences could be very real.  I do think a lot of what he says is taken out of context, but perception is 9/10th's of public opinion.  It's been said that Trump represents what's wrong with the country and Clinton what's wrong with the government....

When the third party candidate had never heard of Aleppo in Syria, that was it for him.  With the other two I just have to wonder what their motive is.   Is it really to serve their country?  Our only solace is one person, even the president, doesn't have enough power to screw up (or solve) everything.  There would be plenty of blame to go around.

Alec Baldwin and Kate McKinnon having a field day with out presidential hopefuls.
Though I have a degree in Journalism, I have to put a good part of the blame on the media.  They fell hook, line and sinker for someone who knows how to exploit them.  There were other Republican candidates like Gov. John Kasich who were (more) qualified, but got ignored for the most part until it was too late.  They just weren't outlandish enough to draw the attention away from Trump.  The primary season was a media circus that went too far...

As for Hillary, if Bill couldn't solve the world's problems in 8 years (I am assuming she had some input), why should we believe she can now?  She was also a US Senator and Secretary of State.  We normal folks have no way of knowing if she did a good job at either post.  Former President Clinton told George W. Bush that the biggest threat he would face was Osama Bin Laden.  Nine months later was 9/11 and folks had the nerve to blame President Bush for not keeping us safe???

The one thing I took away from the few minutes I watched the VP debate is that either one of them would probably be a better president, though Pence came off a lot more dignified (for lack of a better term.)  Of course fact checkers may disagree...

Though undecided, I do plan to vote because it is our duty.   But just for kicks I was wondering if there is some little "quorum" law on the books?  Every club I've ever been in has only been able to vote on motions, etc., if a certain percentage of the members participate.  So, if most of the electorate abstain, can they throw out the election and start over????  Just thinking and typing out loud....

Food for thought (literally)-- In 1926, the Ohio State Univ. School of Agriculture was disgruntled over not really having a voice in school politics, so they nominated Maudine Ormsby for Homecoming Queen.  She was a real cow (that moooo-ed.)  She came in second, but when the queen couldn't fulfill her duties, the cow stepped in.  I herd she did a good job...LOL -pun intended!

I'll get off my soapbox now, we have to make the best of a bad situation.  God has blessed America and I am sure He will continue to do that no matter who is president!

Off to the Ohio State- Indiana game, so

Until next time,
Gale


Saturday, October 1, 2016

I Finally Cut the Cord!

Hello!

Well I did it.  I had been a Directv subscriber since 1992, but my bill was inching up every month it seemed to a whopping $108.  Mind you I only had the second level package and no premium channels.  What made me more mad was all of the offers for new subscribers that were dirt cheap (though with very long & hidden strings attached.)  They kept sending me "please come back offers" that looked good until you read the small print.




I work crappy retail hours and the DVR was nice for missed shows, but if I win the lottery, they now make them for antenna and internet TV for around $350.  When I got to thinking about $108 a month when 80% of what I watch is on NBC, CBS and ABC,  I just couldn't justify keeping it when my yearly contract was up.

Life without satellite has been livable with the exception of Ohio State football games.  Audra and I actually had to listen to the Oklahoma game on "Buckeye Radio" via her iPad (or sit in the car LOL!--couldn't find a "real" radio though we have several.)

I bought what was supposed to be a good antenna for my main TV (I already had one in my bedroom that was not that great.)  It does an OK job on the three local channels, as long as the weather holds and nobody walks through the room...but mostly we have been watching Netflix.  Audra is on a quest to watch all seven seasons of "Gilmore Girls" before the November revival.  She says she's been "Gilmore-d."

Since I won't be attending any late season games, I need to come up with a way to watch the Buckeyes, and hopefully TBDBITL peeks (That amazing catch behind the back of the opposing player in Oklahoma happened a few feet in front of Taylor who was standing on the sidelines getting ready for halftime.  How cool is that!!!) I think I will be giving SlingTV a shot.  All you need is ROKU, Amazon Fire Stick or Chromecast to get most of the cable channels you need (no local in our area.)  It's $20 a month for their base package, $30 for better and $40 for best--you can get Showtime, etc if you want cheap too.  I don't but it's a nice feature.  The best part is there is no contract and if you pay in advance for the first three months, you get your choice of several devices either free or deeply discounted.

I will definitely review this once I get it going.  Still going over my options right now though.

Well, will go watch part of the homecoming game (I hope) then off to work.  Have a great weekend!  Go Bucks!

Gale

Friday, September 9, 2016

Picnicking With the Pops & TBDBITL!

Hello!

Well it's September already.  I love Fall (and hate the heat/humidity!)  This is by far the best season in Ohio with the weather and all the wonderful activities.  I am going to a couple OSU games to watch Taylor and to several Skull Sessions.  The Skull Sessions are pep rallies in St. John's Arena.  The band performs favorites, Urban and the team stop by as well as other high profile speakers or performers.  It is free, so the seats fill quickly.  Skulls are two hours & 20 minutes before the game.  The only real issue is parking.  You will pay big bucks and have to walk a long way.  I will take you to one in an upcoming post.

But, I am writing this to tell you about Columbus Symphony Orchestra's annual "Picnic With The Pops" series.  This summer series has been going on for decades bringing music and culture to the general public in a relaxed atmosphere.  They invite celebrity guest artists and play "less stuffy" music.  I remember taking the kids in a playpen 20 years ago.  They have season passes, but individual tickets are $25 unless you want to reserve a whole table upfront for a few hundred dollars.  For the rest of us it's lawn seating-  bring your own food, drinks, chairs.  They have snacks available though.  It's now at the Columbus Commons in downtown Columbus, OH.  Parking and exiting used to be an issue, but now is a piece of cake.  It's next to the statehouse parking garage.

They invited the OSU Marching Band to join them and play John Williams music, so Audra, Sis-in-law Mary, Niece Abby and I went to see Taylor perform.  Well, we didn't really see that part as we were pretty far back.  The night before they did the same concert and the cameraman camped out by Taylor and he was on the jumbo-tron a lot.  But not when we were there.  The weather was unusually perfect and we had a great time.  Since it was the season finale, they had fireworks that rivaled our Red, White & Boom!  Unfortunately, I can't get the video to transfer...


Here is a link to OSUMB's entrance to the concert:  Entrance



Columbus Commons Stage

A neat sunset.  Lots of parties going on in those condos to the left!  

Taylor (left) brought over some of his section to meet me.  Really smart and polite young men.


Well, time to say goodbye for now!  See you soon!  Be sure to visit the upper right corner's index by topic or search feature for more OSU band posts!

Gale



Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Gale's Gallery XXV: Six More Random Cards + Giveaway!

Hello!

Simon Says Stamp (SSS) Large Scripty Greetings stamp, Versafine Black Ink-clear embossed.  Circle cut from Lawn Fawn (LF) circle stack, center circle on black fun foam, to raise image.  Distress inks:  Salty Ocean, Peacock Feathers and Tumbled Glass, blended then sprayed with water.  Pretty Pink Posh (PPP) droplets.


I am slowly making my way to the craft room, determined to put it to use!  Recently, Wanda, Elesa and I went again to the Stampaway convention in Cincinnati, OH.  We bought some things, there weren't a lot of new products and most things were full retail.  So we walked around and looked for interesting techniques.  Comment below on which technique you like best and be eligible for a random drawing for 25ish unmounted rubber stamps and a sheet of E-Z Mount to get you started!  If you are industrious, you can fit a ton of stamps on just one sheet:)  I will announce the winner on Labor Day, so check back!




SSS Vented Star die, LF Scripty Hello die, black cardstock spattered with Copic Opaque White Ink on top of Ellen Hutson Gold Vellum. Card base is Neenah Solar White 110 ib. Tiny gold stars from PPP.




Neenah Desert Storm 11lb. cardstock base.  Layered Lily by Altenew Stamps.  Versamark ink on red card stock with Hero Arts Unicorn White Pigment Ink.  Spectrum Noir clear glitter marker, border from My Favorite Things (MFT) Die-namics, twine and Nuvo White Drops.



SSS Ice Cream Cone Plush die, various Distress die shaded backgrounds, PPP sequins





MFT Die-Namics Stitched Rectangles, Galaxy watercolor painted background, silver thread, PPP gold stars,  stamp unknown.



Neat and Tangled Heart of Gold die cut from alcohol inked glossy card stock and purple card stock with inset technique.  White Nuvo drops and Hello stamp from Ellen Hutson.  Wink of Stella clear colored on heart for shimmer.


If you have any questions, please feel free to click on the comments link below saying which technique is your favorite so you'll be entered in the drawing!!!!

Until next time,

Gale

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: "Wizard" Version

Hello Potterheads!


Entering Platform 9 3/4

You should read the "Muggles" version for the basic park info and tips, especially the restaurant ones.  


But if you are a true fan, I know you would like to know details of that part of the trip.  


As the Muggle version will tell you, the Wizarding World sections of the parks are more crowded then the rest.  So we recommend going back to Hogsmeade first as the crowd looks like it hits Diagon Alley as they first walk in.  So, the rides at Hogsmeade have little to no wait times first thing in the morning (8:00 a.m.)  


The Forbidden Journey ride queue winds through Hogwarts and is really neat.  The line actually went so fast that I think we missed some of it.  Note the talking portraits and all the stuff they have packed in there.  It would be nice if one could just tour Hogwarts on their own and not necessarily ride the ride.  I guess you could just bail at the end though.  The ride is jerky and not necessarily for everyone, but it is cool.  You feel like you are flying with them.


The wait time for the Gringott's ride said 20 mins, but it was at least double that, so don't rely on the signs.  It also had things for you to see in the line which is mostly inside a building.  While I'm thinking of it....


I know the desire to shop is a strong one, but really that should all wait until you are done with the rides.  They do have 1 hr free lockers at each ride, but they are tiny and really only meant for stuff like cellphones, glasses, etc.  The locker areas are crammed with folks entering and exiting.  They use fingerprint technology so the same person has to get the stuff out.  

Since the Potter areas are in two parks, it makes it a pain to use their free package storage service.  We were thrilled to send the stuff up front, but at the end, we found out we had to go back to the other park to pick up things too.  Now there is a huge area called City Walk in front of both parks.  Why didn't they just have one main pick up place there?  Just buy what you must in one park, pack it to the other via the train, then add it to whatever you buy there and send it all up front at once.



The exact replica of the Hogwarts Express.  This is a nice, but short ride between the parks with a video through the windows that makes you feel as you are actually traveling through the English countryside with wizard students.

The one thing folks might want to pack around is their interactive wand.  Taylor and I decided against it at the last minute as it was more money $53w/tax for an already silly purchase:) Audra wanted to use the map and try the interactive spots.  Not all of them worked or took more effort to learn then the time one had with the crowd waiting.  BTW, Taylor got Dumbledore's wand, I got Professor McGonagall's and Audra got Professor Snape's.  They are neat looking, but made of resin, so not only breakable, but meltable if left in a car, etc.  I have to say that I was actually more interested in having the Ollivander bag:) They have a show next door where "the wand chooses you," but we just chose our wands and got out of that crowded store.





Most of the stuff we purchased.  We had very limited space to carry stuff home on our flight.  Clockwise from L:  Remberall--just lights up, about $20, Dumbledore's wand, chocolate frogs with trading cards $11, McGonagall's wand, a popular candy "Fizzing Whizzbees" $9, caldron coffee mug $17, feather (ballpoint) pen $11, filled Honeyduke's jar $12 (unfilled ones are in black/white lettering), pumpkin juice $8, in the blue box-mint frogs $8, Snape's wand, then Hogsmeade postcards $10 for 10.

I purchased some postcards and sent from the "Owl Post."  I took my own postage stamps (they charge an outlandish price for stamps) and saved some time by pre-addressing labels.  I jotted a little note, took them to the Post and they postmarked them with a Hogsmeade mark.  Then I dropped them in the mailbox that was right there.


The prices they can charge for stuff and still actually sell it in droves amazes me!  I bet the markup on some things is 1000 percent!  



They tried to mimic the food and drinks--there was butter beer in all forms (regular, frozen, ice cream, hot.)  I think it tastes like cream soda with a lot more foam.  The pumpkin juice tastes kind of like apple/pumpkin pie--the bottle is cute though.  I had a cauldron cake for $6 which was like a fudge-filled cupcake.  The large chocolate frogs come with a two-dimensional trading card of one of the house heads or Dumbledore.  The most popular candy with the staff seemed to be the Fizzing Whizzes.  They are basically chocolate covered pop rocks and are pretty good.

We missed one wizard ride, the Flight of the Hippogriff.  It's a moderate roller coaster, but apparently the line queue goes past Hagrid's hut.  It was either closed or a long wait every time we were by.

Fizzing Whizzbee
The famous Chocolate Frog--solid chocolate.  Good, but not great--the trading card is fun though!



Close up of Snape's wand and the interactive wand map.

Dumbledore's wand on left, McGonagall's on right.  I especially like the wand shopping bag!


Well, that's it for now...please feel free to comment or email me with any questions/comments!  It's a necessary "Pottered Pilgrimage" if you love the books!  Here is a video of Taylor walking through Platform 9 3/4...




Until next time!

Gale

PS:  Please excuse the multiple colors and fonts....I have no idea why I can't change it.  Must be the wizards messing with me!




Sunday, August 7, 2016

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter--"Muggle" Version

Hi!

Audra, Taylor and I recently took a really quick trip to Universal Studios Orlando.  I would like to tell you a bit about it and some things we learned along the way.  There will be another "Wizard" Version that details the Harry Potter side of things for folks who want more in depth info on that aspect of the trip.

We got a "Big Pink" donut and split it with a ton to spare.  It was one of the more reasonably priced things of the day at only $5.  To give you some perspective, this donut below is in a cake box.  This baby is 1,700 calories if you could eat it all.

It started out with buying a trip package from Allegiant Airlines.  I hadn't heard much about them, but I knew they specialized in travel to FL and were kind of a bargain airline.  Well, I'm not sure I saved a ton of money as the fees kept mounting, but I probably did.  However, we had very nice, uneventful  flights both ways.  The planes are new, the staff polite, checking in was easy--I really wouldn't have had to buy the priority checkin, but for $8 a person, it was nice to put your stuff away and be seated before the hoard.   I really liked flying out of Rickenbacker Airport as my jeep was parked in the front row and it was a short walk to the terminal.

The snacks and drinks weren't outlandishly priced, but you could bring your own on board as long as the drink was purchased in the "sanitary zone"--meaning after security check.  When landing in Orlando-Sandord, the crew was a little giddy as it was their last stop.  All of the sudden what looked like white smoke started rolling out from behind the overhead bins.  Really, it was refrigerant, but still a surprise as I hadn't flown in a long time.  The head attendant put music from "Thriller" on the P.A. system and we laughed.  Taylor said "I thought this was a non-smoking flight!"

We just had carryons, so we took another brief walk across a covered street and picked up the Alamo rental car.  It took maybe 3 minutes to check in and another couple to go find the car.  They didn't have the car I ordered, so we got a free upgrade.  It was a Ford Focus and very nice.  We hit Orlando rush hour traffic, but still made it to the Doubletree by Hilton in 45 minutes or so.

Check in there was a breeze as well.  I asked for a room with a view of Universal Studios.  Three warm cookies and three free shuttle passes later, we went up to our room.  Now, the room could've maybe used a makeover, but it was clean and on the 7th floor.  We watched the lit-up roller coasters and later, the fireworks both nights right from the window.

View from our room!
As we were walking through the lobby there was the usual cabinet with tourist trap brochures.  One that caught our eye was the "Titanic Gala Dinner" dining experience.  As we were trying to imagine what that might entail, Taylor said "they probably feed you dinner, then fill the room with water..."  That kid has his mom's sick sense of humor!  I watched the Republican Convention while the kids took a swim.

We were up bright and early the next morning because we had two parks to cover.  You see, they judiciously built "Diagon Alley" in Universal Studios and "Hogsmeade" in Universal's Islands of Adventure which are completely separate parks.  So, in order to see both places, you have to buy one-day, two-park tickets at $160 plus tax each adult.  You take the "Hogwarts Express" train to shuttle between them.  They asked for your ticket and fingerprint every time you got on the train and their machines don't always work well.

I decided from all my homework that the meal plan might be a good deal for us.  I got the one with unlimited Coke products, which includes a mug with a computer chip.  You can only fill once in 10 mins.  But later we found out it isn't really unlimited, there are only two places in each park you can get drinks, and they don't really service them so midday on there is no ice and way fewer choices.    The $28 meal plan said 1 meal with non-alcoholic beverage and 1 snack.  We thought that would cover the goofy drinks and snacks in Wizarding World but it doesn't.

For breakfast at Three Broomsticks the sign said eggs, bacon, croissant, hash browns and I think drink for $16.99.  Holy cow!  I told the kids not to use their meal thing because usually breakfast is the cheapest meal.  I was wrong.  However, I asked the witch directing the line and she told us we could get a la carte stuff and make our own breakfast sandwich.  We did that and saved around $40!  For me the trip was getting to be one big cash hemorrhage though.

When we ordered our dinner at the Leaky Cauldron we were told that the non-alcoholic drink was not included because they consider the Coke thing the drink.  What?  It doesn't say that on their promotion materials anywhere!   It very clearly states that drink is separate!  So we had water on principle and sought out the Coke machines. (which has non-pop choices, sort of)  Then, the snacks can only come off street carts and not in "Wizarding World."  We wound up wasting one because we were too hot and tired to care.

View from the spot where we waited for Taylor to get off the Transformer ride.  Very pretty!

The American Express card is supposed to get you a boatload of benefits, but that is all smoke and mirrors.  I did get 10% off the meal plan rip off and a set of coupons that were absolutely worthless unless you wanted to spend yet another fortune.  Plus, we were only spending one day.  You are also supposed to get 10% of shopping, etc, but not in any Harry Potter areas.  If you spend $70 at the Universal Store it allegedly counts.  The kids wanted to buy their stuff in Harry Potter shops like Ollivander's Wand Shop, etc.  However, when I signed up for the card there was a $250 cash back if you spent $1000 in 90 days.  No problem there! (and the cash was instantly deducted when I hit the $1,000.)

Did I tell you it was hot????  Hotter than Bill-Be-You-Know-What and humid.  This was the only time I could take vacation days because I was covering for someone's leave of absence at work.   I knew it would be hot, but this was beyond imagination!  Not only was it hot, really hot, but we had a rainy period and it was so crowded there was very little room to get out of the rain.

We rode the creepiest, most idiotic Dr. Seuss ride ever (a weird "It's A Small World" type but riding on sofas) just to get out of the rain and into air conditioning.  We were there on a Friday and when I say crowded, you could hardly move in either Harry Potter section.  Now the rest of the park was average to kind of empty.  We rode all but one Harry Potter ride first thing in the a.m. and the lines were shortish.  But come afternoon they were hitting 90 minute waits.  Ain't nothing worth that wait to me!

You could go through single rider lines quicker and we did a couple times.  Men-In-Black was fun as you get to shoot at aliens.  But with the rain, several of the big attractions shut down for a bit, so we gave up.  The heat was getting to me...Did I tell you it was hot and muggy??  Our clothes were sticking to us!  However, it appears Ohio had the same weather so I guess suffering was unavoidable.

The next morning we hopped in the car and drove around a bit, stopping at a nice Harley dealership.  We headed back to the airport kind of early, but it was nice to not be in a hurry and we were home by 8 p.m. that night.



Stay tuned for the "Wizard's" Version coming soon!

Gale